AISubs v3.7
- Stop it! - Fight!
- Get out! - Get out!
- Sensei!
What kind of video was this?!
[What kind of video was this?!]
YouTubers watch various videos and come up with various ideas
and make videos.
But if you watch videos and come up with ideas like "let's make this video,"
you'll come up with ideas.
- Yeah, we've been doing this for years. - We've been doing this.
- It's easier for the team to share ideas. - Yeah.
- It's easier for us to come up with ideas. - Yeah, for sure.
So, this time...
We'll see what you come up with with these tools.
- We'll guess what you come up with with these tools. - Oh, okay.
There are three types of tools.
I'll say which tool first, and you'll each tell us what you came up with.
And I'll show you what I came up with with these tools.
- Ah... - So you can watch.
- I see. - If it was mentos and cola, I'd drink mentos and cola.
[Mentos and cola]
- But that's the problem, right? - Yeah, that's right.
I didn't think about it too much.
So, if you came up with a story similar to mine, or even more interesting than mine...
- We'll give you mentos and cola. - Oh...
- That's also correct, right? - Yeah.
- So, I'd like to announce the tools now. - Okay.
- The first tool we used... - Yes.
- The first one is this plate. - Ah, you're not eating it at all.
- Ah, you're not eating it at all.
- Don't say "already". - Ah, you're not eating it at all.
- The first one is the plate. - Yes.
- The second one is a nail. - Yes.
- The third one is a roll book. - Yes.
- And the last one is a candle. - Oh!
- While we were filming this, I remembered a lot of things from 5 years ago.
- I see. - It's really hard.
- What were you thinking about? - Are you ready? - Yes.
- Okay, let's start with Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- It's a plate, a nail and a candle, right? - Yes.
- Ta-dah! "sm-triathlon".
- "sm-triathlon"?
- As a competition...
- A hard-to-break walking time attack...
- A candle over there...
- You're pretty good at this.
- I've been doing this for a while now.
- I see.
- But I've never done it before.
- You should do a collaboration with Hikikomori in 2014.
- I see, I see.
- Okay, Ryo-san, go ahead.
- Okay, I'll go first.
- "I want to be the strongest whipster."
- Oh!
- In a video where I want to use a whip for free...
- I use a whip to break a candle,
- I use a whip to break a plate,
- Oh! That's a good whip.
- "I want to be the strongest whipster."
- This time I thought of a challenge. - I tried to light a fire with a whip and a nail.
- I put a nail on the tip of the whip and hit the plate and a flying fang came out.
- It's crazy! It's impossible! - Tetsuya used to do it a long time ago.
- I just want to try it, not do it as much as I can. - You can see it like this.
- The correct answer is this!
- When there were no clocks, there were primitive people who woke up early because it was a meeting tomorrow.
- How did they wake up? - They used candles like this.
- I don't know if primitive people used candles, but there is a clock that has been around for a long time. - I want to see if it really works.
- The mechanism is simple. - You put a nail in this candle and light it. - Then it melts and the nail falls off.
- Then the nail falls on top of the hard metal below. - That's what it is now.
- It wakes up with that sound. - This is 4,000 years ago.
- I forgot if it was 4 years ago, but it was around that time to the 19th century. - It's a wake-up clock.
- Let's make it now. - I always say my favorite way of eating, but there are no candles that are thick.
- So this time it's a thick candle for sm play and it's low temperature and safe. - However, when I saw the amazon review, there was a serious review that said that you will get burned if you don't talk for about 1 meter even at low temperature.
- Let's be careful. - Yes, this is the sm play low temperature candle top ring.
- Let's put the longest nail in it. - Let's try it this time and put it in the top ring.
- It's a candle, so it's easy to put it in. - It's easy for old people to do it.
- I think it's enough.
- I'm going to light it up.
- It's lit up.
- I'm going to pour it in.
- I'm going to light it up when the plate screams.
- It's good!
- My alarm clock is complete.
- I'm going to add this to the key and see if I can wake up.
- Let's try it.
- I'm ready for my alarm clock, so I'm going to sleep.
- Good night!
- I'm scared of fire.
[Laughter]
Oh...
It's quite long.
Isn't it bright?
[Ringing]
Huh?
[Ringing]
[Laughter]
What? What? What?
That doesn't work.
It's not working.
It's not.
Oh! It's working!
[Ringing]
[Whistle]
[Laughter]
It's been one hour.
As you can see,
candles don't go out.
Is it low temperature?
It's low temperature.
What?
Genshin-da.
Yes, my friend.
Genshin-da!
Don't make fun of me!
I want you to know this.
I'm using sm-gold lately,
so I thought it would be confusing
if I used sm-muchi.
I wanted you to use muchi to make you swim,
but you probably fell asleep
after I said "muchi" and you said "ka-rang".
So, I didn't use sm-muchi,
but my old friend,
who used sm-muchi,
found out about it.
Then, I couldn't solve it.
I thought you took too long.
So, I used sm-muchi.
That's not sm-muchi.
The three of us cursed sm-muchi.
It's painful when you do it twice.
That's why we're at this level of calmness right now.
I see.
It's just the beginning, so give it a try!
Come on...
All in all?
Give it a try!
If you give it all in all, it's basically zero.
That's right.
That's what I'm saying!
I see!
That's what I'm saying!
Second question!
Yes.
On the contrary,
If it's like this, it's like this,
But it can't be a problem,
No, but it can't be a problem,
It's like that.
I'd be happy if you enjoyed those parts and answered correctly.
Oh!
The second tool.
Yes!
The first one!
Mentos.
Wow!
Yes!
This is...
The second one!
Like this...
Wow!
You're serious!
The third one!
Thread.
Thread...
Octopus thread.
Oh...
I see...
Octopus thread, right?
And lastly...
Analyzing line.
Wait, what's that?
I don't know!
No, no, no!
I don't know!
No, no, why?
Okay, this one.
No, I don't know.
I don't know even by looking at it.
No, but honestly speaking,
I think it'll be like this.
I don't think it'll be the same.
I don't think you'll be able to distinguish it from before.
If you're closer to me, you'll get a point, right?
Huh...
Don't hesitate!
Are you going to go with honesty?
- Are you done? - Yes!
Okay, let's try different things now.
Okay, so I came up with this one.
The first one, Mentos-Cola vs. Anal Oats.
[Mentos-Cola vs. Anal Oats]
But this is like a match, right?
It says "yes" on it.
You put it in...
- You put it in... - You thread it through...
And you also thread it through the cap...
And you put Mentos in and close the cola cap...
And it's a toast, right?
And you put Mentos in and close the cap...
- So it's like a match. - Yes.
At first, I thought it'd be like this too.
But in the end, I thought it'd be simple.
And it turned out like this.
Let's investigate the limits of the thickness of Anal Oats.
First, you put Mentos in Anal Oats.
Now it's easy.
Then you put Mentos in.
Now it's easy.
Then you put Mentos in.
Now it's easy.
Then you put Mentos in.
No, this is hard!
Then you put Mentos in.
And that's it.
It's like an AV that costs 12,000 yen.
You only choose the worst.
You say it all the time.
If I were to say it in terms of the title...
It's like one big bottle of Anal Mentos Cola.
Yes, yes.
It's like one big bottle of Anal Mentos Cola.
No, it's Anal Mentos Cola.
"Is it possible?" I thought.
So I changed it up a little.
Crazy Super Throat Cleanser Invention.
Test Result.
- I see. - I see.
How did you do it?
Simply...
I just did it.
- You did it. - I did it.
I used mentos and coke...
But I didn't use a taco thread.
What is this?
- I'll show you. - Okay.
Here it is.
"Crazy Super Throat Cleanser Invention." "Test Result."
- It's a disgusting thing. - Oh, it's disgusting.
Everyone, what do you think of putting water in a bucket and turning it over?
- It's not like that. - What?
It spills.
But...
If you hold three of them and turn them over...
What do you think will happen to the water in the bucket?
Too bad.
It doesn't spill.
The centrifugal force works and water doesn't spill even if it goes up.
So I thought...
When I did mentos and coke...
I realized that centrifugal force could kill the power that spills out.
Even if you just open coke and turn it over...
Coke doesn't spill out.
But mentos and coke spill out a lot...
So I thought that a battle against centrifugal force would be a good idea.
So I'd like to test it out.
First of all...
In order to prove that regular coke doesn't spill out even if you turn it over...
I'd like to open this coke and turn it over.
I don't think I can do it well with this bottle cap...
So I'll use this taco thread...
And tie up the cap...
And on the handle...
There's something like this.
So I'll hold it like this...
And tie it up like this...
And turn it over like this.
Let's make it.
Okay, it's done.
Now I can use it for centrifugal force.
Let's do it.
I'll open this coke...
Wow, what a nice sound.
First of all, I'll turn it over without mentos.
Now it's Rika's turn.
One, two...
Look!
How is it?
There is a lot of cola in it, but it doesn't fall off!
This is centrifugal force!
Here we go!
Look!
This amount of cola doesn't fall off, so it's a considerable amount of force!
Itchy! Itchy! The itch is amazing!
I think this will beat mentos cola!
I think fresh cola is better, so I'd like to connect it to another petotree and do it with mentos cola!
So, Unit 2 is ready!
I'll put mentos in here and spin it!
Here we go!
Mentos!
Soy milk!
Go!
Gaaaah!
This is really good!
Look at it spin!
It's only a little bit!
Mentos!
Soy milk!
Go!
Gaaaah!
What is this?!
Gaaaah!
Oh, teleportation power!
You guys...
Director of AV...
No, I really want it now.
You don't use it for SM, do you?
Until now...
I've never used it properly.
Well, that's right.
Yeah, I see.
So, this is the final round.
No one can raise their hand now.
Finally, I'll get advice.
The tools I used in the final round...
iPhone!
Yes.
The second one is...
Gas gun.
The third one is...
G clear.
The fourth one is...
McKeeven.
It's difficult!
I think Tetsuya might be able to use it in the final round.
Until now, it's just a tool you can use to smile.
The last one is...
The one who has the closest answer is correct.
I took three videos this time.
I thought it was expensive, but...
I thought it was a lot of fun.
So...
My answer is...
For those of you who are far away...
I'd like you to simply take that video.
Oh!
Taking a video is fun!
It's hard to notice...
It's hard to continue...
This 10 times higher flow...
Please stand up and take it by yourself!
It's not "tickling"...
It's "the current 10 times higher flow"...
It's not "tickling"...
It's "10 times higher flow"...
It's crazy!
I'm lost...
What should I do...
I'm lost...
It's good, right?
Shall we start with this one?
Yes!
I'm not hesitating anymore!
I'm doing what Tetsuya wants me to do!
I see!
This is...
The most handmade iPhone case...
With permission granted...
VS...
The most toys...
In Kenya...
The screen of the iPhone is like this...
And even if it hardens, it becomes transparent and clear...
And we use it as a glass of iPhone...
And shoot it with a gas gun...
And protect the iPhone...
What do you think about it?
I think we can do it!
The point is...
I made a scope!
A gas gun...
With a machine gun and a pen...
And an iPhone on it...
An iPhone...
With a gas scope...
I see...
Oh!
I...
It's almost the same as Toshimitsu!
I made the strongest smartphone film!
Oh! Well...
It's close!
And the Mackie pen...
I drew a target...
On the film...
I drew a target...
And aimed at it...
I think we can use it like that...
Oh!
Mackie...
I'll say it...
Yes!
This is it!
Hello! It's Togawa's...
Taser!
How many times do I say it today?
Everyone!
I think there are many people who use iPhones...
But when it comes to iPhone Xs...
The screen's strength is no joke!
In the past...
If you dropped your smartphone...
The screen would break...
I think there were many casualties...
But recently...
I think there are less casualties...
The glass is evolving...
The inside is getting stronger...
And the outside is getting stronger...
And so...
This time...
It's really simple...
Using a gas gun...
Can you destroy the iPhone's screen?
I'd like to verify it!
Yes!
With this phone...
While playing YouTube videos...
I'll keep shooting in the same place...
And for that...
With this pen...
I'll press the mark...
And make it easy to aim...
And I'll leave it like that...
And if the screen goes crazy...
It's over!
I don't know how long it will take...
So for longer videos...
And for increasing views...
On my personal channel...
Video upload channel...
It's been uploaded...
"Infinitely boring challenge...
Full version!"
I'll upload that video!
It's 2 hours and 25 minutes!
Throw the first ball, and if the ball comes back, you have to throw the second ball.
I'll do it while playing this video, but first, let's put a mark on it.
I can't aim very accurately, so I'll make a big circle like this...
Infinitely boring challenge!
I was able to stain the screen at a level that I couldn't understand.
Pew!
I'd like to put my cell phone here, but if I hit it, it might fall down, so I'd like to stick the back side with this "zeclear".
Yes, I painted it little by little...
This...
Ei!
Yes! It's stuck!
Let's check it out!
Let's do it!
But, to be honest, I think there are patterns in which it doesn't break.
As an iPhone user who expects it, let's do it!
First shot!
"Zeclear"!
"Zeclear" didn't make any sense at all.
My hands are still tingling.
Let's do it more!
It's stuck...
Oh!
I see a mark on the screen.
Ei!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ei! Ei! Ei! Ei! Ei!
There is! There is a cell phone over there!
It didn't fall, right?
Let's go see it!
"Ei!" (x5)
It's making a sound!
"Zeclear" seems to be sticky already!
It's making a sound!
I press the lock button, but it doesn't come out!
Ei!
Oh! What?!
Ei!
(Scream)
"Ha!" What?!
What?
What's that on the second floor?
Oh no, I can't stop it!
It's been flowing for two hours!
What was that 'bwin' 'bwin'?
Oh, I have to turn it off.
So, it's not like it's going to break or anything,
but if you shoot your iPhone with a gas gun,
the screen will disappear in one magazine.
That's what it was like.
Bye bye!
No way it's going to break!
You're using your iPhone in secret!
You're not using a mackie pen!
There wasn't a donpisha.
Donpisha is impossible.
Donpisha is the simplest one.
The way you used a mackie pen
was the closest to a donpisha for me.
Oh, I see.
It's a long way off.
Yeah, it's a long way off.
The one you just saw
looks like it's been out for more than three years.
But it was so much fun,
so we decided to do something fun.
So we decided to do something fun.
We're going to have one of you guys
do something like this.
I don't want to do it!
I want you to think about it.
I want you to do what you want to do.
If you do what you want to do, you'll get in trouble.
You don't have to worry about it.
Let's do what we want to do.
Let's have fun on YouTube.
I'll do it. Let's end it.
Bye bye!
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